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Added Joke and Quote Command
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‎src/minecraft/commands/jokeCommand.js‎

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const minecraftCommand = require("../../contracts/minecraftCommand.js");
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class JokeCommand extends minecraftCommand {
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constructor(minecraft) {
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super(minecraft);
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this.name = "joke";
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this.aliases = [];
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this.description = "Tells a Minecraft joke.";
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this.options = [];
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}
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async onCommand(username, message) {
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try {
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const minecraftJokes = [
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"Why did the Creeper break up with the Ghast? Because it found someone a little more explosive!",
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"What do you call a sheep who can play guitar? A baa-and!",
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"Why don\'t skeletons fight each other? They don\'t have the guts!",
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"What\'s a Minecraft player\'s favorite type of music? Block and roll!",
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"Why did the Enderman bring a ladder? To reach new heights!",
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"Why did Steve go to therapy? He had too many issues with his blocks!",
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"What did the zombie say to the player? \'You\'re a real blockhead!\'",
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"Why do pigs make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always a bit boar-ing!",
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"What did one redstone torch say to the other? \'I\'m feeling a little off!\'",
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"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it... just like a Minecraft spider!",
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"What do you call a Minecraft wizard who\'s always making bad decisions? A noob-ender!",
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"Why was the skeleton so calm? Because nothing gets under its skin!",
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"What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!",
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"How do you organize a Minecraft party? You block it out!",
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"What\'s the hardest part about crafting a Minecraft joke? Making it *block*buster material!",
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"Why did the Minecraft chicken cross the road? To get to the other biome!",
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"What did the Minecraft player say to their friend at the crafting table? \'I\'m feeling a little *pick*-y today!\'",
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"Why don\'t Endermen ever tell jokes? Because they don\'t like to *look* silly!",
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"Why was the Minecraft tree so good at playing soccer? Because it had a lot of *roots* in the game!",
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"What\'s a Creeper\'s favorite type of music? Anything with a good *blast* beat!",
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"Why don\'t players ever tell secrets in Minecraft? Because the blocks are always *listening*!",
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"What\'s a Minecraft player\'s favorite type of bread? *Loaf*-ers!",
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"What do you call a cat that\'s always lazy in Minecraft? A *meow*-l! (pronounced like \'mail\')",
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"Why do Minecraft players make terrible bakers? Because they can\'t *knead* dough!",
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"Why did the pig bring a suitcase to the game? It was ready to go on a *boar*-ing adventure!",
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"How do you know if a zombie is a good musician? It can *rock* the night away!",
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"What do you get when you cross a Creeper and a snowman? Frostbite!",
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"Why did the Minecraft chicken start a band? Because it was great at *egg*stra special performances!",
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"What did one player say to the other in Minecraft when they found diamonds? \'This is *mint*!\'",
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"How do you build a house in Minecraft? With lots of *block*-ed-in ideas!",
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"Why did the Minecraft player go to the nether? To *nether* the less, they needed more resources!",
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"What\'s a zombie\'s favorite game? *Minecraft*, of course, because it\'s full of brains!",
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"What\'s Steve\'s favorite cereal? *Block* flakes!",
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"Why are Minecraft players always so good at math? Because they know how to *cube* things!",
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"Why did the Minecraft player break up with their sword? Because it was too *sharp* for comfort!",
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"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no *body* to go with!",
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"Why don\'t Minecraft players ever get lost? Because they always follow the *blocks* in the road!",
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"How does a Minecraft player make a decision? They *block* out all the options!",
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"What did the Creeper say when it was feeling down? \'I need some *space* to explode!\'",
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"How do you cheer up a Minecraft player? Just give them a *diamond*—they\'ll be happy for *life*!",
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"What do you get when you combine an Enderman with a Creeper? A *teleporting explosion*!",
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"Why don\'t Minecraft players ever go to the beach? Because the sand always gives them *block*ed sinuses!"
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];
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const randomJoke = minecraftJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * minecraftJokes.length)];
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this.send(`/gc ${randomJoke}`);
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} catch (error) {
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this.send(`/gc [ERROR] ${error ?? "Something went wrong.."}`);
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}
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}
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}
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module.exports = JokeCommand;

‎src/minecraft/commands/quoteCommand.js‎

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const minecraftCommand = require("../../contracts/minecraftCommand.js");
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class QuotesCommand extends minecraftCommand {
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constructor(minecraft) {
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super(minecraft);
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this.name = "quote";
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this.aliases = [];
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this.description = "Sends an inspirational quote.";
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this.options = [];
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}
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async onCommand(username, message) {
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try {
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const inspirationalQuotes = [
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"The only way to do great work is to love what you do. – Steve Jobs",
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"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. – Winston Churchill",
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"Don\’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. – Sam Levenson",
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"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. – Eleanor Roosevelt",
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"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. – Confucius",
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don\’t take. – Wayne Gretzky",
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"Believe you can and you\’re halfway there. – Theodore Roosevelt",
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"Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. – William James",
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"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. – Chinese Proverb",
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"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. – Henry David Thoreau",
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"Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny. – C.S. Lewis",
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"Opportunities don\’t happen, you create them. – Chris Grosser",
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"What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. – Zig Ziglar",
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"Don\’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. – John D. Rockefeller",
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"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. – Thomas Jefferson",
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"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow is our doubts of today. – Franklin D. Roosevelt",
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"It always seems impossible until it\’s done. – Nelson Mandela",
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"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. – Theodore Roosevelt",
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"Everything you\’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear. – George Addair",
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"We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated. – Maya Angelou",
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"Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world. – Roy T. Bennett",
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"Your limitation—it\’s only your imagination.",
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"Push yourself, because no one else is going to do it for you.",
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"Great things never come from comfort zones.",
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"Dream it. Wish it. Do it.",
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"Success doesn\’t just find you. You have to go out and get it."
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];
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const randomQuote = inspirationalQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * inspirationalQuotes.length)];
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this.send(`/gc ${randomQuote}`);
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} catch (error) {
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this.send(`/gc [ERROR] ${error ?? "Something went wrong.."}`);
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}
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}
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}
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module.exports = QuotesCommand;

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