Merge pull request #1 from UCSD-TIES/statusScript

Added status script to check uptime

Author: chushao

package.json

@@ -21,8 +21,8 @@
     "optparse": "1.0.3",
     "nodemailer": ">= 0.3.28",
     "redis": ">= 0.8.1",
-    "wobot": "0.8.0"
-  },
+    "wobot": "0.8.0",
+    "ssh2": ">= 0.1.11"},
 
   "engines": {
     "node": "0.8.x",

scripts/emailall.coffee

@@ -28,7 +28,7 @@ module.exports = (robot) ->
 
     message = {
       from: 'WeHaveWeNeed Hubot <[email protected]>'
-      to: 'team@wehaveweneed.mailgun.org'
+      to: 'team@wehave-weneed.org'
       subject: "#{msg.message.user.name} sent everyone a notice message."
       html: "<p>Hi #{msg.message.user.name.split(" ")[0]},</p> <p><a href='https://www.hipchat.com/members/#{msg.message.user.id}'>#{msg.message.user.name}</a> just sent everyone this notice message.</p><p><b>#{msg.message.user.name.split(" ")[0]} #{msg.message.user.name.split(" ")[1][0]}:</b> #{msg.match[1]}</p>"
       text: "Hi #{msg.message.user.name.split(" ")[0]}, #{msg.message.user.name} just sent everyone this notice message. #{msg.message.user.name.split(" ")[0]} #{msg.message.user.name.split(" ")[1][0]}: #{msg.match[1]}"

scripts/fucksgiven.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+# Gives number of fucks given
+#
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.hear /don't give a fuck/i, (msg) ->
+    msg.send "http://i.qkme.me/3r3ek2.jpg"
+  
+  robot.hear /gg/i, (msg) ->
+    msg.send "http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0057/8602/products/Red03_1024x1024.jpg?0"

scripts/reddit-jokes.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+# Description:
+# #   Random jokes from /r/jokes
+# #
+# # Dependencies:
+# #   None
+# #
+# # Configuration:
+# #   None
+# #
+# # Commands:
+# #   hubot joke me - Pull a random joke from /r/jokes
+# #
+# # Author:
+# #   tombell
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+
+  robot.respond /joke me/i, (msg) ->
+    msg.http('http://www.reddit.com/r/jokes.json')
+      .get() (err, res, body) ->
+        try
+          data = JSON.parse body
+          children = data.data.children
+          joke = msg.random(children).data
+
+          if joke.selftext.match /^\.\.\./
+                                                                                joketext = joke.title.replace(/\*\.\.\.$/,'') + ' ' + joke.selftext.replace(/^\.\.\.\s*/, '')
+          else
+            joketext = joke.selftext
+
+            msg.send joketext.trim()
+
+        catch ex
+          msg.send "Erm, something went EXTREMELY wrong - #{ex}"

scripts/status.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,94 @@
+# Description: 
+#   An additional functionality that lets hubot communicate with servers and be able to grab system data from those servers
+#
+#   Dependencies:
+#   SSH2 (https://github.com/mscdex/ssh2)
+#
+#   Configuration:
+#
+#   Commands:
+#   hubot status - replies with uptime of staging (for now)
+ConnectServ = require("ssh2")
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /status\s?(.*)?/i, (msg) ->
+    if msg.match[1] == 'stagedb'
+      envhost = process.env['STAGING_SSH_HOST']
+      envport = process.env['STAGING_DB_SSH_PORT']
+      envuser = process.env['STAGING_DB_SSH_USER']
+      envprivatekey = process.env['PRIVATEKEY']
+    
+    if msg.match[1] == 'stagepy'
+      envhost = process.env['STAGING_SSH_HOST']
+      envport = process.env['STAGING_PY_SSH_PORT']
+      envuser = process.env['STAGING_PY_SSH_USER']
+      envprivatekey = process.env['PRIVATEKEY']
+    
+     if msg.match[1] == 'stageq'
+      envhost = process.env['STAGING_SSH_HOST']
+      envport = process.env['STAGING_Q_SSH_PORT']
+      envuser = process.env['STAGING_Q_SSH_USER']
+      envprivatekey = process.env['PRIVATEKEY']
+
+     if msg.match[1] == 'stageworkers'
+      envhost = process.env['STAGING_SSH_HOST']
+      envport = process.env['STAGING_WORKERS_SSH_PORT']
+      envuser = process.env['STAGING_WORKERS_SSH_USER']
+      envprivatekey = process.env['PRIVATEKEY']
+    
+    if msg.match[1] == 'proddb'
+      envhost = process.env['PROD_SSH_HOST']
+      envport = process.env['PROD_DB_SSH_PORT']
+      envuser = process.env['PROD_DB_SSH_USER']
+      envprivatekey = process.env['PRIVATEKEY']
+    
+     if msg.match[1] == 'prodpy'
+      envhost = process.env['PROD_SSH_HOST']
+      envport = process.env['PROD_PY_SSH_PORT']
+      envuser = process.env['PROD_PY_SSH_USER']
+      envprivatekey = process.env['PRIVATEKEY']
+    
+     if msg.match[1] == 'prodq'
+      envhost = process.env['PROD_SSH_HOST']
+      envport = process.env['PROD_Q_SSH_PORT']
+      envuser = process.env['PROD_Q_SSH_USER']
+      envprivatekey = process.env['PRIVATEKEY']
+    
+     if msg.match[1] == 'prodworkers'
+      envhost = process.env['PROD_SSH_HOST']
+      envport = process.env['PROD_WORKERS_SSH_PORT']
+      envuser = process.env['PROD_WORKERS_SSH_USER']
+      envprivatekey = process.env['PRIVATEKEY']
+    
+
+    
+    moo = ""
+    c = new ConnectServ()
+    c.on "connect", ->
+
+    c.on "ready", ->
+      c.exec "uptime", (err, stream) ->
+       throw err if err
+       stream.on "data", (data, extended) ->
+         console.log ((if extended is "stderr" then "STDERR: " else "STDOUT: ")) + data
+         moo = data.toString('utf-8')
+
+        stream.on "exit", (code, signal) ->
+          c.end()
+
+    c.on "error", (err) ->
+      console.log "Connection :: error :: " + err
+
+    c.on "end", ->
+      console.log "Connection :: end"
+
+    c.on "close", (had_error) ->
+      console.log "Connection :: close"
+      msg.send moo
+
+    c.connect
+      host: envhost
+      port: envport
+      username: envuser
+      privateKey: envprivatekey
+    #msg.send moo

scripts/xkcd.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+#Description:
+#   Grab XKCD comic image urls
+#
+# Dependencies:
+#   None
+# 
+# Configuration:
+#   None
+#
+# Commands:
+#   hubot xkcd - The latest XKCD comic
+#   hubot xkcd <num> - XKCD comic <num>
+#
+# Author:
+#   twe4ked
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /xkcd\s?(\d+)?/i, (msg) ->
+    if msg.match[1] == undefined
+      num = ''
+    else
+      num = "#{msg.match[1]}/"
+
+      msg.http("http://xkcd.com/#{num}info.0.json")
+        .get() (err, res, body) ->
+          if res.statusCode == 404
+            msg.send 'Comic not found.'
+          else
+            object = JSON.parse(body)
+            msg.send object.title, object.img, object.alt