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404 - "TOILET" (page) NOT FOUND

dumb jokes aside... if you're looking for "#jesus", try your luck:

  • first at write

  • then sitemap

  • also ask [some jesus]({{ page.ask }})

  • and look [upstairs]({{ page.upstairs }})

  • finally, suggest [a new page]({{ page.new }})!

![jesus toilet pointers](/escher 4chan jesus.jpeg) gotta love escher and 4chan! ^_^

in other words, we could not find the page you came here for. possible causes:

  • an error in the URL [entered into your web browser]({{ page.upstairs }}). please check the URL and try again.

  • the page moved away, got deleted and/or forgotten, will get created only in the future. sorry. you can still find hope, though!

first you should try our new preferred manifesto tool, write. also, searching for the content you are seeking by "[asking jesus]({{ page.ask }})". you can also go to our sitemap. and you can even suggest [a new page]({{ page.new }})!

<script> document.querySelectorAll('a[href*="#jesus"]').forEach(function(item){ item.href = replaceJesus(item.href) }) document.body.innerHTML = replaceJesus(document.body.innerHTML) function replaceJesus (item) { return item = item.replace('#jesus', window.location.pathname.slice(1)) } </script>