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[messages for room 22 -- rmOutside7_11
[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[ by Al Lowe
%message 1
"You are outside an all-night convenience store.
There is a telephone on the pole.
The portion of the telephone book that wasn't illegible from
being water-soaked has been torn out."
%message 2
"\"Slurp. Thanks, I needed that! See ya 'round!!\""
%message 3
"\"Hello, you have reached the National Hot Line Sex Survey.
Please answer the following questions.
There may be a wonderful prize waiting for you!!\""
%message 4
"\"What is the name of your favorite sex partner?\""
%message 5
"\"What's the best part of your partner's anatomy?\""
%message 6
"\"What do the two of you like to do together?\""
%message 7
"\"What is the best part of your body?\""
%message 8
"\"And, finally, name your partner's favorite object.\""
%message 9
"\"Thanks for participating. Your prize is...\""
%message 10
" \n
\n
\n"
%message 11
"Hum. Looks like they hung up on you.
Oh, well. It was probably a bummer prize anyway!"
%message 12
"Where?!"
%message 13
"\"Ring.\""
%message 14
"\"Ring ring.\""
%message 15
"\"Ring ring ring.\""
%message 16
"\"Ring ring ring ring.\""
%message 17
"How long are we going to do this before you type in \"answer phone?!\""
%message 18
"You pick up the telephone, and hear a woman's voice."
%message 19
"\"Hello, Larry! This is %s6. Why don't you forget this silly game,
and come over to my place so we can %s8?\""
%message 20
"\"After all, your %s9 has always turned me on! So bring along a %s10 and
come play with my %s7! Bye, now.\""
%message 21
"You hang up the telephone and wipe the sweat from your hands!"
%message 22
"There are some numbers scribbled on the side of the telephone.
The only thing legible (and printable) is: \"555-6969.\""
%message 23
"\"Howsha 'bout a drink, Shonney?\""
%message 24
"\"Why, thanshk, Shonney!\" (Glug, glug.)"
%message 25
"\"I ain't got no remote control, but, sssshay, I'll tell ya what:
here'ssh my trussshty ol' pocket knife.
Ya never know!
There are sssshome kinky girlssh in this town.
Sssshexy hunkssh like ussh might have to defend oursshelves sometime!\""
%message 26
"With that, he \"sssshtumbles\" off into the darkness."
%message 27
"\"Got any sshhpare change, buddy?\""
%message 28
"\"Al'right. Be that way!\""
%message 29
"Cheezzzz! He makes that dog smell refreshing!"
%message 30
"Please enter number: "
%message 31
"You fish a dollar out of your wallet, and hand it to the bum.
\"Gossshhh thanssskks, buddy,\" he says sarcastically.
\"With all thisssh, maybe I can finally invessst in sssome mutual fundsssh!\""
%message 32
"He looks like a man that could (ab)use a drink."
%message 33
"There's nothing to see on this side of the pole."
%message 34
"The store is open all night for your convenience.
That's why they call it an \"all-night convenience store,\" Larry!"
%message 35
"\"Why, thanshk, Shonney! Glug, glug.\""
%message 36
"All you get is a busy signal."
%message 37
"Try dialing the telephone."
%message 38
"What's left is illegible."
%message 39
"Try answering the telephone."
%message 40
"It's not that easy; you'll have to find the correct telephone
number yourself!"
%message 41
"Give him the bottle of what?"
%message 42
"\"I'm sorry, but you have reached a number that is disconnected, or
no longer in service. Please hang up and dial again.\""
%message 43
"\"This is a computer.\""
%message 44
"\"Hello. Ajax Liquor Store. We deliver!\""
%message 45
"\"So, what do you want to buy?\""
%message 46
"\"Fine. Where do you want it delivered?\""
%message 47
"\"Ok. We'll get it right there. Consider it done, and thanks for
calling!\""
%message 48
"\"Well, ok. Have ya got any spare wine, then?\""
%message 49
"You find a strong aroma, which you allow him to keep!"
%message 50
"It's not ringing."
%message 51
"\"Hello.\""
%message 52 [ This must REMAIN a single blank!
" "
%message 53 [ The phony prompt.
"]"
%message 54
"\"Sorry, by law all we can deliver is wine. Ok, talk to ya again
sometime. Bye!\""
%message 55
"\"Ok, I'll take it there, but I doubt if you ever see it! Bye!\""
%message 56
"555-8039"
%message 57
"5558039"
%message 58
"555-6969"
%message 59
"5556969"
%message 60
"(209) 683-6858"
%message 61
"209 683-6858"
%message 62
"209 683-6858"
%message 63
"2096836858"
%message 64
"209683-6858"
%message 65
"209 6836858"
%message 66
"You could see better if you'd walk inside."
%message 67
"It IS open."
%message 68
"\"Hello,\" a pleasant voice responds. \"Sierra On-Line.\""
%message 69
"\"We're not open right now, but if you'd call during business hours
(and stop using this pretend telephone),
we would be happy to sell you a 'Leisure Suit Larry Hint Book.'\""
%message 70
"\"Written by Al Lowe, the author of Leisure Suit Larry,
you know it at least tries to be humorous.
The answers are invisible, until you mark them with the special pen provided,
so you never have to worry about inadvertently learning something
you didn't want to know.\""
%message 71
"\"Thank you for calling Sierra On-Line, and for your purchase of
'Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards.' Good bye.\""
%message 72
"Such blatant commercialism turns you on.
You make a mental note to purchase one of those great,
Al Lowe Hint Books!"
%message 73
"Now?!"
%message 74 "" [MUST REMAIN A NULL STRING!!
%message 75
"\"I guess that means you don't want to take the survey!\""