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CONTRIBUTING Sighbook

Read the CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md FILE !!!!

Welcome, unsuspecting contributor! 🤨 Another brave soul ready to endure the pain of this PHP, Composer, MySQL, and Apache-backed backend. Before you voluntarily dive into the depths of developer purgatory, here's a list of contributing guidelines to help you navigate the maze:

Getting Started (or trapped)

  1. Summon the Tools: PHP, MySQL, Apache, Composer – the usual suspects in our software melodrama.

  2. Code Retrieval: Fork the repository. If you're unfamiliar with forking, you're in for a surprise.

Contribute (or don't, it's your call)

  • Idea Sharing: Have an idea? Open an issue or use the Discussion Tab. I might consider it if the stars align with the cotton ball in my belly button (or if enough users show interest).

  • Bug Reports: Stumbled upon a bug? Report it, and if you've got the patience, fix it.

  • Code Etiquette: Write code following some coding standards. I left few files around to set some standard.

  • Document Whispers: Improve the documentation. Spoiler: It's likely to be ignored.

  • Testing Hurdles: Perform testing like i know where you live and you know i'm a crazy ass assassin.

Pull Request Formalities (more like a mild inconvenience)

  1. Branch Naming: Choose a name – but that have at least some common sense.

  2. Commit Messages: Oh dear me...Check this

  3. Test Inspection: Run tests...please

  4. CI/CD Comedy Show: As soon as the devil will give me my 5 minutes free, i will set it up

May your contributions be as irritating as a never-ending group email chain! 📧😒