Read the CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md FILE !!!!
Welcome, unsuspecting contributor! 🤨 Another brave soul ready to endure the pain of this PHP, Composer, MySQL, and Apache-backed backend. Before you voluntarily dive into the depths of developer purgatory, here's a list of contributing guidelines to help you navigate the maze:
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Summon the Tools: PHP, MySQL, Apache, Composer – the usual suspects in our software melodrama.
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Code Retrieval: Fork the repository. If you're unfamiliar with forking, you're in for a surprise.
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Idea Sharing: Have an idea? Open an issue or use the Discussion Tab. I might consider it if the stars align with the cotton ball in my belly button (or if enough users show interest).
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Bug Reports: Stumbled upon a bug? Report it, and if you've got the patience, fix it.
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Code Etiquette: Write code following some coding standards. I left few files around to set some standard.
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Document Whispers: Improve the documentation. Spoiler: It's likely to be ignored.
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Testing Hurdles: Perform testing like i know where you live and you know i'm a crazy ass assassin.
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Branch Naming: Choose a name – but that have at least some common sense.
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Commit Messages: Oh dear me...Check this
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Test Inspection: Run tests...please
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CI/CD Comedy Show: As soon as the devil will give me my 5 minutes free, i will set it up
May your contributions be as irritating as a never-ending group email chain! 📧😒