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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en-US">
<head>
<script src="play/extras/cloaker.js"></script>
<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
<link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="favicon.ico">
<meta name="keywords" content="woahgorilla, gorilla, whoagorilla, unblocked, unblocked, github, javascript ">
<meta property="og:title" content="Welcome to woahgorilla.github.io. Here you can find all sorts of awesome things to do!">
<meta property="og:site_name" content="woahgorilla.github.io">
<meta property="og:description" content="Welcome to woahgorilla.github.io. Here you can find all sorts of awesome things to do!">
<meta name="description" content="Welcome to woahgorilla.github.io. Here you can find all sorts of awesome things to do!">
<meta name="author" content="Ultracat39">
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
<title>woahgorilla.github.io</title>
<style>
a {
padding: 10px 15px; /* Padding for buttons */
border: solid; /* Makes border look good */
border-radius: 10px; /* Rounded corners */
cursor: pointer; /* Pointer cursor */
font-size: 16px; /* Font size */
transition: 0.3s; /* Smooth transition */
}
.play {
cursor: pointer;
border: solid;
border-radius: 5px;
background-color: #22c55e;
border-color: #1dad52;
color: white;
padding: 15px 32px;
text-align: center;
text-decoration: none;
display: inline-block;
font-size: 16px;
border-radius: 20px;
margin-top: 20px;
}
a.play:hover {
background-color: #1db154;
border-color: #199847;
}
.tools {cursor: pointer;
background-color: #0048ff;
border: solid;
border-radius: 5px;
border-color: #0041e5;
color: white;
padding: 15px 32px;
text-align: center;
text-decoration: none;
display: inline-block;
font-size: 16px;
border-radius: 20px;
margin-top: 20px;
}
a.tools:hover {
background-color: #0043eb;
border-color: #003bd0;
}
.settings {cursor: pointer;
background-color: #ee00ff;
border: solid;
border-radius: 5px;
border-color: #d000df;
color: white;
padding: 15px 20px;
text-align: center;
text-decoration: none;
display: inline-block;
font-size: 16px;
border-radius: 20px;
margin-top: 20px;
}
a.settings:hover {
background-color: #d000df;
border-color: #b700c4;
}
</style>
</head>
<body style="background-color: #2c3e50; color: white; font-family: sans-serif; margin: 0; padding: 0; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-items: center; justify-content: center; height: 100vh;">
<h1 style="font-size: 3em; text-align: center;">
WoahGorilla.github.io
</h1>
<span id="subtitle" style="font-size: 1.5em;text-align: center;">¬ᴗ¬<br>lol the thingy didn't load</span>
<p style="text-align: center; max-width: 600px; margin: 20px auto;">
Welcome to woahgorilla.github.io, a game site.<br>
<a href="play/" class="play">PLAY!</button></a><br>
<a href="tools/" class="tools">Tools</button></a><br>
<a href="settings.html" class="settings">Settings</a>
</p>
<p style="text-align: center; max-width: 600px; margin: 20px auto;">
Made with ¬ᴗ¬ by Ultracat39. Don't contact me. I won't respond.
</p>
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"Hi!",
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"N-GON!",
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"What have I done to my keyboard?!?!?!?",
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"OwO",
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"Efficiency!",
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"365 degrees!",
"4D printer!",
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"I need a better testing system.",
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document.getElementById('subtitle').innerHTML = '<img src="play/extras/table-cat.png">'
}
</script>
</body>
</html>