Replacing structure with chaos, one commit at a time.
Currently investigating the boundary between logic and delusion. It's blurry.
Director of Existential Semantics
Defined undefined behavior until it felt something. Spearheaded multiple initiatives to render purpose optional.
Senior Vice Coordinator of Recursive Indecision
Established a system where decisions are made only after being unmade. Scaled confusion with confidence.
Head of Nothing in Particular
Successfully managed the absence of responsibility while optimizing meetings that could've been dreams.
- Industrial confusion & tactical inconvenience
- Analytical analysis (very meta, very circular)
- Cubic regression as an emotional journey
- Verose abstraction (just the vague kind)
- Rats — behavior, philosophy, and urban navigation
- Force push and accept fate
Aura > Stack
Certainty is a compiler warning
Comments are time capsules of regret
If it works, it's a feature. If it fails, it's art.
"I don’t write code, I let it happen through me."
Sometimes I exist.
Sometimes I git reset --hard.
Either way, I’m probably doing both wrong on purpose.