@@ -15,46 +15,46 @@ class JokeCommand extends minecraftCommand {
1515 const minecraftJokes = [
1616 "Why did the Creeper break up with the Ghast? Because it found someone a little more explosive!" ,
1717 "What do you call a sheep who can play guitar? A baa-and!" ,
18- "Why don\ 't skeletons fight each other? They don\ 't have the guts!" ,
19- "What\ 's a Minecraft player\ 's favorite type of music? Block and roll!" ,
18+ "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!" ,
19+ "What's a Minecraft player's favorite type of music? Block and roll!" ,
2020 "Why did the Enderman bring a ladder? To reach new heights!" ,
2121 "Why did Steve go to therapy? He had too many issues with his blocks!" ,
22- "What did the zombie say to the player? \ 'You\ 're a real blockhead!\ '" ,
22+ "What did the zombie say to the player? 'You're a real blockhead!'" ,
2323 "Why do pigs make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always a bit boar-ing!" ,
24- "What did one redstone torch say to the other? \'I\ 'm feeling a little off!\ '" ,
24+ "What did one redstone torch say to the other? 'I 'm feeling a little off!'" ,
2525 "How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it... just like a Minecraft spider!" ,
26- "What do you call a Minecraft wizard who\ 's always making bad decisions? A noob-ender!" ,
26+ "What do you call a Minecraft wizard who's always making bad decisions? A noob-ender!" ,
2727 "Why was the skeleton so calm? Because nothing gets under its skin!" ,
2828 "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!" ,
2929 "How do you organize a Minecraft party? You block it out!" ,
30- "What\ 's the hardest part about crafting a Minecraft joke? Making it *block*buster material!" ,
30+ "What's the hardest part about crafting a Minecraft joke? Making it *block*buster material!" ,
3131 "Why did the Minecraft chicken cross the road? To get to the other biome!" ,
32- "What did the Minecraft player say to their friend at the crafting table? \'I\ 'm feeling a little *pick*-y today!\ '" ,
33- "Why don\ 't Endermen ever tell jokes? Because they don\ 't like to *look* silly!" ,
32+ "What did the Minecraft player say to their friend at the crafting table? 'I 'm feeling a little *pick*-y today!'" ,
33+ "Why don't Endermen ever tell jokes? Because they don't like to *look* silly!" ,
3434 "Why was the Minecraft tree so good at playing soccer? Because it had a lot of *roots* in the game!" ,
35- "What\ 's a Creeper\ 's favorite type of music? Anything with a good *blast* beat!" ,
36- "Why don\ 't players ever tell secrets in Minecraft? Because the blocks are always *listening*!" ,
37- "What\ 's a Minecraft player\ 's favorite type of bread? *Loaf*-ers!" ,
38- "What do you call a cat that\ 's always lazy in Minecraft? A *meow*-l! (pronounced like \ 'mail\ ')" ,
39- "Why do Minecraft players make terrible bakers? Because they can\ 't *knead* dough!" ,
35+ "What's a Creeper's favorite type of music? Anything with a good *blast* beat!" ,
36+ "Why don't players ever tell secrets in Minecraft? Because the blocks are always *listening*!" ,
37+ "What's a Minecraft player's favorite type of bread? *Loaf*-ers!" ,
38+ "What do you call a cat that's always lazy in Minecraft? A *meow*-l! (pronounced like 'mail')" ,
39+ "Why do Minecraft players make terrible bakers? Because they can't *knead* dough!" ,
4040 "Why did the pig bring a suitcase to the game? It was ready to go on a *boar*-ing adventure!" ,
4141 "How do you know if a zombie is a good musician? It can *rock* the night away!" ,
4242 "What do you get when you cross a Creeper and a snowman? Frostbite!" ,
4343 "Why did the Minecraft chicken start a band? Because it was great at *egg*stra special performances!" ,
44- "What did one player say to the other in Minecraft when they found diamonds? \ 'This is *mint*!\ '" ,
44+ "What did one player say to the other in Minecraft when they found diamonds? 'This is *mint*!'" ,
4545 "How do you build a house in Minecraft? With lots of *block*-ed-in ideas!" ,
4646 "Why did the Minecraft player go to the nether? To *nether* the less, they needed more resources!" ,
47- "What\ 's a zombie\ 's favorite game? *Minecraft*, of course, because it\ 's full of brains!" ,
48- "What\ 's Steve\ 's favorite cereal? *Block* flakes!" ,
47+ "What's a zombie's favorite game? *Minecraft*, of course, because it's full of brains!" ,
48+ "What's Steve's favorite cereal? *Block* flakes!" ,
4949 "Why are Minecraft players always so good at math? Because they know how to *cube* things!" ,
5050 "Why did the Minecraft player break up with their sword? Because it was too *sharp* for comfort!" ,
5151 "Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no *body* to go with!" ,
52- "Why don\ 't Minecraft players ever get lost? Because they always follow the *blocks* in the road!" ,
52+ "Why don't Minecraft players ever get lost? Because they always follow the *blocks* in the road!" ,
5353 "How does a Minecraft player make a decision? They *block* out all the options!" ,
54- "What did the Creeper say when it was feeling down? \ 'I need some *space* to explode!\ '" ,
55- "How do you cheer up a Minecraft player? Just give them a *diamond*—they\ 'll be happy for *life*!" ,
54+ "What did the Creeper say when it was feeling down? 'I need some *space* to explode!'" ,
55+ "How do you cheer up a Minecraft player? Just give them a *diamond*—they'll be happy for *life*!" ,
5656 "What do you get when you combine an Enderman with a Creeper? A *teleporting explosion*!" ,
57- "Why don\ 't Minecraft players ever go to the beach? Because the sand always gives them *block*ed sinuses!"
57+ "Why don't Minecraft players ever go to the beach? Because the sand always gives them *block*ed sinuses!"
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