Built in ~1 hour to roast BinkieWinkie's 3-week development time.
A fully functional quiz app that looks exactly like BinkieWinkie's Kotlin mobile app, but actually works. Uses his own screenshots against him. Every answer roasts him. Everyone gets 100% accuracy because all answers are correct ways to mock him.
# Install dependencies
npm install
# Setup database
npm run db:migrate
npm run db:seed
# Start dev servers (backend + frontend)
npm run devFrontend: http://localhost:5173 Backend: http://localhost:3001
- ✅ Fake mobile app UI - iPhone/Android frame with status bar
- ✅ You can't lose - All answers are "correct"
- ✅ His own images - Uses BinkieWinkie's screenshots from his app
- ✅ Obnoxious victory screen - 15 seconds of fullscreen trophy explosions
- ✅ Permanent shame leaderboard - BinkieWinkie always at bottom with -500 score
- ✅ Development time comparison - "~1hr vs 3+ weeks"
- ✅ Fake player count - "8,000+ players online"
- ✅ 21 savage questions - All mocking opioids, DJ past, failed projects
- ✅ 7 celebration sounds - Repeating annoyingly on victory
- ✅ Golden borders - Copied from his app screenshots
- Looks identical to his Kotlin mobile app
- Built in 1 hour vs his 3 weeks
- Actually works (his doesn't)
- Uses HIS images from HIS app
- Every question roasts him
- No wrong answers possible
- 15-second victory celebration
| Metric | Quiz Destroyer | BinkieWinkie |
|---|---|---|
| Development Time | ~1 hour | 3+ weeks |
| Working Features | All | None |
| Dependencies | 11 total | Unknown |
| Vulnerabilities | 0 | Unknown |
| Node Modules | 25MB | Unknown |
| Database | SQLite (single file) | Unknown |
| Docker Required | No | Probably |
| Typos | 0 | "STOP SINP" 💀 |
- Open http://localhost:5173
- See fake mobile app with his UI design
- Click any game mode card (all go to same quiz)
- Answer 5 questions (all answers are "correct")
- Watch 15 seconds of fullscreen trophy explosions
- See BinkieWinkie at bottom of leaderboard with -500 score
- Share in Discord with 8,000 members
How many opioids does BinkieWinkie take per day?
- Too many to be sane ✅
- Too few to be likable ✅
- Just enough to think Kotlin is a good idea ✅
- Enough to believe his app will work ✅
What's BinkieWinkie's excuse for his app taking so long?
- "Kotlin learning curve" ✅
- "The mushrooms haven't kicked in yet" ✅
- "Still recovering from weekend DJ gig" ✅
- "Busy destroying Discord servers" ✅
All 21 questions: backend/src/scripts/seed-questions.ts
backpack-house.png- His AI-generated cute houserainbow-field.png- His happiness rainbow fieldstop-sign.png- His "STOP SINP" typo 💀concert-dj.png- His weekend DJ past
- ✅ Built in ~1 hour
- ✅ Looks like his Kotlin app
- ✅ Actually works
- ✅ Uses his images
- ✅ Pure roasting content
- ✅ No enterprise bloat
- ✅ Ready for 8,000 Discord members
BinkieWinkie status: Coping 💀
ENTERPRISE-CLEANUP.md- What we removed from the SaaS codebaseSAVAGE-FEATURES.md- Complete feature breakdownVICTORY-SOUNDS.md- Sound effect details
"You finished this README faster than BinkieWinkie could install Android Studio."