Inspect this obscured quote from Jules Winnfield to see how it works.
npm install font-mess
const fs = require('fs')
const mess = require('font-mess')
const messer = mess(fs.readFileSync('some-font.ttf'))
const messed = messer('some text')
// => {
// originalText,
// messMapping,
// messedText,
// messedFontBuffer
// }MIT @ Amio