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GNU/Lag

Welcome to browndawg's lowbrow society for programmers and sysadmins.

Rules

GNU/Lag doesn't have many rules you'd have to explicitly state. Don't be a dick, and you should be fine.

  1. No lurking If you're logged in 24/7, then every 12-14 days, you should engage in conversation. This is to avoid people making local logs while not adding anything to the channel. Part of the reason why we purged [m]atrix lurkers.
  2. No CP (we'll report you to every three letter agency in existence).
  3. NSFW content need not be marked. Please mark gore and such as NSFL.
  4. PSA
  5. Don't post logs anywhere.
  6. Don't sneeze whilst getting fingered.

Links

Topics

While the channel was mostly founded by members of another Linux channel, #gnulag is a general channel, with some leaning towards programming and sysadmin stuff. You'll find a wide range of topics being discussed, including, but not limited to:

  • Anything other than Linux
  • Communism, Capitalism, Anarcho-syndicorporalicapitalisticimperialism within closed communal tribes.
  • Music / Books / Movies / Anime / TV.
  • Drugs.
  • Kill all Humans.
  • Indians being indians and hungarians being hungarians
  • How awesome canada is
  • Computer Science and Programming.
  • Zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms.
  • Poor career decisions (ask whiteph).
  • Bad Dragons (actually, dildos of all shapes and sizes).
  • Definitions of controversial words.
  • Religion, and the occult.
  • Life size Lennart Pöttering cutouts with a hole where the mouth is supposed to be.
  • LGBTQIA+ stuff, porn, and sexuality in general.
  • The existential threat of frontend web development.
  • The UNIX philosophy and how modern development is taking a giant shit on it how good Lennart looks in plaid.
  • Definitely not talking about inline skating.
  • Emacs and how awesome it is
  • regular CLI vs TUI vs GUI pancrase fights

FAQ

Who do I ask for help?

  • audron
  • Z | Zowlyfon
  • iownall555
  • Volkor | AWindowsKrill
  • MrNeon
  • belzurix
  • TinyTimmyTokyo for Gantoo Lunix help or tips.
  • A_Dragon | Roy_Mustang
  • Anyone on the Suckless mailing list

In that order.

How do I register my nickname?

https://snoonet.org/anope#NickServ.

How do I use Snoonet?

How do I stay permanently connected to the channel?

Observe our rule #1, aka the "no lurking" rule. If you stay connected and don't chat for 12-14 days, you'll get purged.

  • /mode +j #gnulag, or google on how to set up autojoin in your IRC client.
  • If you've been to Snoonet for more than a month, get a Snoonet BNC account (if you don't already have one),
  • set up a Quassel Core / Weechat Relay / ZNC server somewhere.
  • Alternatively, ping skg for an account on their server. Right now, none of us are running bouncers.

Can I ask for programming / unix help?

Yes. We're not an official help channel, but regulars will often help you out with technical issues if they have the time (and you're not a dick). If you're going to ask a question, make sure to include what you're doing and what you've tried so far.

How do I share images / files / text on IRC?

You'll have to host it somewhere, and share a public link. There are scripts and tools that can automate this for you. Ask on the channel.

We have two services hosted by community members:

Please note that DCC is disabled on Snoonet.

For code or any arbitrary text really github gist is a good choice.

Note by belzurix: Don't be surprised if nobody wants to open a .tar.xz file of yours.

History

Is this just #linuxmasterrace with porn?

No. Its #lmr with porn, commies and non-whites, minus the [m]atrix lurkers. (PURGED) Not affiliated with the subreddit / channel., many regulars show up in both chanels, though. This created border conflicts which later escalated into a full-scale war. #gnulag won the war without losing a single battle.

The #linuxmasterrace also offered shelter to refugees of #gnulag during the tyranny period.

What's with this bitching about "recent events" (as of 2022 summer)?

A Great Schism happened during early 2022, but the stormclouds have been congregating since 2021 september. Comrade leader showed animosity towards certain, proven citizens. Then, the CIA left the channel and the goverment collapsed. The comrade leader went full dictator, and when he realized he doesn't want to bother, he set up an interim government to stop the channel's coming breakdown. The interim government could only maintain authority in a small region, people started migrating.

There were three rump states. One of those was the irc channel, one was on telegram, and one is still alive on discord. The telegram quickly collapsed, its downfall coincided with the Russo-Ukrainian war.

After several months, the de facto leaders of the remaining states excommunicated each other, and the period of the Great Petty Schism started.

How is the channel related to #redoxmasterrace ?

We were temporarely allied with them against the vile necromancers who were trying to make an army from the rotting corpse that #linuxmasterrace is. Update: ultimately, the #lmr reanimation attempt resulted in failure. Most of the lines are fake activity by two people who call each other (and the rest of the people as well) "gey". Pls don't tell them that it's written "ghey".

What is #69

It was a channel funded by our government. It's manufactured opposition, a honeypot for dissidents. k33k was responsible for managing it.

Bots & Entertainment

Here's the entire list of gonzobot commands.

Right now both the movie night and the stream sessions are on hiatus due to lack of interest. Ping basso for movie night and belzurix for streams.

Gnulag movie night

We have regular movie nights at ever saturday, 18:00 UTC. You can vote for candidates at a totally not shady website hosted by us Stream by the courtesy of basso.

Gnulag game stream

We have regular streams at every sunday, 22:00 CET (or CEST, whatever timezone belzurix is in). This currently means 21:00 UTC. Stream link

n2n

We run a n2n supernode for p2p connections. Instruction on how to install the client (edge node), then connect with

sudo edge -d n2n0 -c gnulag \
    -k <insert secret password here> \
    -l cocaine.farm:7654 \
    -a 10.255.88.<your ip number thingy here>

Minecraft

Minecraft on gnulag.net:25565.

GNULag

Regulars

If you're regular, ask audron or belzurix to get your name and description on here, or send a PR to our github repo

  • Zowlyfon: Resident chad, lifts. Haskell Shill. In a sexual relationship with his headphones.
  • RadiantBastard: His job is to remove kebab and add chaos. Uses macOS like a fuccboi. Resident memeposter. Bringer of all news.
  • AB49K: Programs in an obsolete python version in the land down under, lives in shipping container. Has cute doggos. Will die of liver failure at age 30. Thongs wogs.
  • audron: "Master" of containers. Can't contain himself. Hosts a bunch of shit that constantly breaks. Somehow attracts segfaults. Person to nag if anything breaks down.
  • MrNeon: Resident commie. Sleeps with his socks on. May or may not use actual neon lights as dildoes. Connoisseur of incest porn.
  • catbottom: Resident chink. Loyalty in question. Seen more in #lmr than #gnulag. Thinks your doggo is a snacc.
  • TinyTimmyTokyo: Resident gayboye, Gantoo Lunix nerd, and eternally sleepless lurker. (Allegedly) is somewhat good at coding in C++ and Shell. Has Golden Retriever doggo but likes cats (don't ask why). Chaotic evil regexer. Also resident furry. Into transformation porn. Help Needed
  • za: Depressed Arch Linux boye, is weirdly into keyboards, and anime tiddies. He pretends to be an audiophile, and vapes.
  • justJanne: Genius. Never forgets a thing she reads. Resident data collection agency.
  • Seirdy: big fan of CLIs and prefers everything to GUI. His data collection is greedier than Zuckbook's, Twatter's and NSA's combined. Channel-wise: polyamorous
  • belzurix: Comrade general. Fell into the Emacs rabbit hole.
  • Rolfe: Farm fresh Idaho potato. Waifu supplier. Insists her stuffed toy collection doesn't come alive when you're asleep. Dabbles in rule34 involving extra long moustaches.
  • random-nick: Impossible to annoy, resident Common Lisp shill. Rekts any other lisp dialect that appears in the dicussion.
  • Romanson: Not roman, but son. Somewhere in a shitty 3rd world cuntry. Been bitching about not having a bio while being a bio student. The absolute botman.
  • lanosz: Resident slav, actually the only sane person in the entire channel (source: lanosz). Bash scripting leviathan Slave to emacs. Catbottom wont stop obsessing over him. Actually learned interslavic due too autism.
  • IndyJoenz Came back recently. Doing l33t h4x and ascii arts. Mascot of the channel, representing its spirit. Has DukeTogo as a bot.
  • d1pl0mat: She often disappears for months on end with no explanation; this is normal. Customer-facing tech team lead for an actually-pretty-awesome security company. Is the reason .gvy is a recognized mimetype for Groovy source code on most Unix-based desktops. Was born with a dick; this bug is currently marked WONTFIX.
  • basso: his servers are even more bronken than audron's (Monitoring happens with smoke signals). Great memeposter.
  • iamidly: has weird ideas about how computers should be. Rolls his own distro and dogfoods his own coreutils replacement. Doesn't tolerate colorful output.
  • Shadowhand: all around sr tech ninja, uses windows but yearns for linux, possibly autistic, boobs (his own ones) and cats are his specialty.
  • FoxsideMiners addicted to plushies, trying to take over the channel with furriness, one of the resident furries(see TinyTimmmyTokyo), underminds browngaydwag's authorioty.
  • Volkor rollerblading pirate. Runs thecum.zone and a jellyfin server. Please send hand pictures to him.
  • Phase: has been waiting a couple years for crystalmett to put them on the site.
  • iownall555: browndawg-approved freeze peach enthusiast
  • LordRishav: Indian kid, resident shitposter. Viciously argumentative. Converted to the Church of Emacs due to belzurix's evangelism.
  • scotch: Degeneweeb alcoholist shitposter Bad at computoring (no). Does DevOps for a living.

Regulars Emeritus :(

  • Jennifer-Lawrence: Actually a black man from rural Alabama. Would like to be an anime girl. Has 10 terabytes of encrypted hentai on his university's Google Drive. Only actually appeared to fucc ducks and bang dicks.
  • cheers: Accelerationist. Responsible for global warming. Defected to #redoxmasterrace > giving in to memes
  • Tuxiee: † In Memoriam
  • ix: Resident weeb and audiophile, doesn't like any guitar that isn't a telecaster.
    Patron of the occult. Not to be bullied.
  • whiteph: Plays Guitar. Really good at physics.
  • Crocodillian: Resident weed smoker. Is into good music. Codes C (allegedly). Also has a history of Perl programming (which he regrets). Owns 420 core workstation that everyone's jealous of.
  • WnB: has great knowledge but prefers getting erect. Posts fap materials constantly. Biggest dick duck hunter in the history of #gnulag
  • browndawg: Former comrade leader. BTW he uses Arch Linux. Benevolent, fair OP. Has the power of JS rockstars AND normal rockstars. Vim ninja. Sometimes Always shits on streets. Wants to sex the benis.
    Is as straight as he is white, and he's white AF.(LIES (allegedly)).
  • xi: Author of our bot (vini). In a toxic relationship with baguettes. FreeBSD shill. Fuchsia shill. Writes segfaults in C that only compile on FreeBSD UPDATE: has committed the NodeJS heresy. Now his bot, jesi, works on linux, too.
  • crystalmett: Turn-ons: OPSEC Turn-offs: [TRIPLE REDACTED AND BURNED FOR GOOD MEASURE]
  • skg: ウィーブ, Pretends to understand Japanese, actually kinda understands japanese, wants to live in japan someday, dont fuck with my bio you morons(no u), Resident weeb and connoisseur of all anime. Other resident fuccboi (seriously, MacOS bad). Possibly owns anal beads, freeballs it every once in a while, wants the longest bio to assert dominance over the other virgin bios, would also occasionally not turn down the notion of being a cute anime girl, is now a real anime girl. Formerly AndroidKitKat.
  • pta2002: Idiot kid. Actually a genius. Plays plastic guitar, but would love to play actual guitar UPDATE: plays actual guitar too. Likes BSPWM, Fedora, and allegedly codes in Go in his spare time, only to complain about it afterwards. Has a crush on Link, no full half homo.
  • A_Dragon: Resident nazi mod. Eats babies. Surprisingly good guy. Other resident furry. Ask him what his name stands for.

Bots

  • k33k: master hacker and shitposter with an ego bigger than your mum. In combat, pommels opponents into the ground.
  • DukeTogo: Best not to talk to it. If provoked, it will BTFO you in microseconds.
  • gonzobot: Snoonet's cloudbot instance. All of its functions that rely on external APIs are broken.
  • CYBERDUNCE: AI-core re-enabled. Shitposts constantly. Regulars bullied it to oblivion, resulting in constant e-depression. Bringer of RSS.
  • jesi: xi's utter crap NodeJS bot that fucks itself up during every netsplit.
  • lalilo: Bot to control the gnulag radio. Only online when a gnulag radio session is happening.
  • ** \__{^-_-^} **: The channels official™ irc™ bot, replacing jesi. Sauce
  • subgrok: reddit news bot

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