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Predictions for 2023

The following predictions are the results of economic modeling, machine learning, meaning-making from qualitative research, and when the chances are even -- coin flips. This repo has been archived, and the actual outcomes will be tracked here:

In 2023:

  • Jack Dorsey returns as CEO of Twitter.
  • The Federal Reserve issues FOMC statement that explains impromptu emergency interest rate hike.
  • Google lays off 50% of its workforce.
  • MacKenzie Scott and Laurene Powell Jobs fund a new digital equity initiative, run by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. The "AOC Foundation" uses its billion-dollar endowment to help new ideas reach audiences more effectively.
  • YouTube buys radio station to broadcast top influencers on AM/FM radios.
  • National Public Radio (NPR) shuts down, after losing federal funding and underwriters.
  • JP Morgan ($JPM) acquires Bank of America for about $5 per share.
  • NYU Professor Jeff Jarvis joins faculty at either Oxford or Cambridge.
  • Governors in western states deploy National Guard troops to quell armed skirmishes over water rights.
  • Heavy dust storms accelerate the Phase 4 corrosion of power transmission steel lattice towers. Power outages and steel shortages follow.
  • After winning Super Bowl LVII with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tom Brady retires to become an avocado farmer.
  • Tom Brady announces the National Strategic Avocado Reserve.
  • Elon Musk buys New York Times.
  • Autobahn-like highway tested in Texas.
  • Kara Swisher wins both the Peabody Award and Pulitzer Prize in the same year.
  • NYU Professor Scott Galloway is named Time's Person of the Year.
  • Maggie Haberman is appointed editor-in-chief of Washington Post.
  • Warren Buffet retires.
  • McDonald's ($MCD) is acquired by Asia-based private equity giant and is taken private. This gives time to restructure debt.
  • Burger King ($QRS) is acquired by Europe-based private equity firm. The firm spins off the Whopper into its own burger shop, like Shake Shack or In-N-Out burger.
  • Airbnb adds mixed-use retail space to rental inventory for pop-up stores.
  • Microsoft introduces next-generation police force protection gear, featuring the HoloLens as a situation-aware mixed reality headset.
  • Amazon starts vertical farming fresh produce in New York City and Paris.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger says "if you cut off one head, two more shall take its place" in the Marvel Cinematic Universe for the first time; the movie trailer alone shatters the all-time views record on YouTube.
  • Climate change forces many states to pass new tornado and flood insurance laws.
  • San Francisco Bay Area shut down by blizzard.

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