Love @FilmCritHULK’s incredible essays but keep tripping over the obligatory HULKSPEAK? Tame the beast with the Bannerfy bookmarklet:
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Create a bookmark with that “address”, and any time you’re reading a Hulk-sized essay – like this one – click the bookmarklet to Bannerfy the yelling a bit.
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Bannerfy was written by Justin Reese (https://justinreese.com, http://github.com/reefdog, http://twitter.com/reefdog) based on code found at http://www.textfixer.com/tools/capitalize-sentences.php.
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