BitchTalk, but as an Android app. Brilliant innit, bitch?
...Well, since android said "fuck it" to supporting eclipse-based android development...
Yeah, you're gonna need Android Studio for this shiny new project, bitch. But it's gonna be worth it! I hope... [EDIT: it was] Anyways, have some links:
Trello board: https://trello.com/b/yag3f0C1/bitchtalk
Client and Server BitchTalk on desktop: https://github.com/velixo/BitchTalk
Deprecated verison: https://github.com/velixo/BitchTalkAndroidDEPRECATED