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Cerebrophile edited this page Jun 5, 2015 · 7 revisions

Dave is the lab's cat. He's been there longer than anyone else. He used to not talk, but now he does. Nobody knows why. Dave's a big fan of cat memes. Cat meme jokes will factor in heavily to Dave's dialog. Specifically, ripping off cat meme humor. Dave and Amber are friends.

Dave gets along with Swen too, but gets angry when he talks about the early days of GamePlan as though he has any idea.

Dave has a thing about never feeling like there's enough litter boxes around. He keeps ordering more on Amazon. A person could sit down to their desk, hear a scrunch, and realize they've put their foot into a new, undeclared cat box...hopefully unused. Dave has no boundaries about where he places these growing numbers of litter boxes. This annoys the humans greatly.

Kitty the Dog likes to eat cat poop, and for a while we'll see that she does so gleefully. Thing is, Dave has no idea this is a thing with dogs. He's just never seen Kitty eating poop. At one point, upon learning, Dave seriously freaks out.

"All this time, I've been establishing my ultimate kingdom of cat-boxes...all this time...my most precious dream...my most cherished motivation...all this time...and I've just been building some demented pervert an all-you-can-eat POOP BUFFET????"

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