Plower Defense
One of many video games made by Tess.
A twinstick shooter game where you play as your mother's egg cell, shooting viruses out of yourself to fend off wave after wave of sperm who have come to fertilize you. Yes, wave after wave. Of sperm. Because your mom is a whore.
The powerups will let you switch between different viruses to launch. (herpes through HIV) These are all plentiful and your egg is loaded with them, courtesy of all your disgusting potential fathers. For once, there's a shooter game where the enemies dropping power-ups for you to kill them with finally makes a lot of goddamn sense.
http://smogheap.github.io/gameplan/prototype/plowerdefense/
The start of each level could have text like...
Level 1: Lock and load!
Level 2: Come at me!
Level 3: Time to get spanked!
Level 4: You wanna piece?
Level 5: You Suck!
Level 6: Yo, hit me, bro!
Level 7: LOL OMG NO HOMO!
Level 8: Eat your protein!
Level 9: Ladies first, asshole!
Level 10: What up, bay-bee?
Level 11: OMG that was the worst!
Level 12: Tomorrow=Beer shits
Level 13: Plan B
Level 14: Thanks, guys!
Level 15: Get off me, bro!
Level 16: Your chocolate/my peanut butter!
Level 17: Where's the beef??
Level 18: You mean that's it?!
Level 19: Oh...my...God!
Level 20: Next!!!!
Level 21: What's your name again?
Level 22: Like a glove!
Level 23: What...there's more???
Level 24: We've all had worse.
Level 25: You smell that?
Level 26: Do that again!
Level 27: That thing you like.
Level 28: Now roll over.
Level 29: Uh! I love you.
Level 30: Thank you sir, may I have another?
Level 31: Sorry, you startled me!
Level 32: In the WHAT!?!?!?!
Level 33: K Thx Cya Bye
Level 34: Aaaaaannnnd, dismount!
Level 35: No, YOU taste it!
Level 36: Whaddya mean, it slipped off??
Level 37: Wrong hole, doofus!