The T 1 Million Hyper Active Assault Drone

This is Boss' main weapon against our team. It's a humanoid, ludicrously super-powered robot that's sleek, effective, and armed to the teeth. It's smart, and is searching to find its meaning in life.

Also, everybody on our team wants to fuck it. Everybody. Even the girls. Especially the girls. "Fucking machines" are generally built for chicks, after all, ammirite??

At some point, the team takes on the T-1 Million to accomplish some goal. The player will find that each of our NPCs is secretly plotting to somehow disable and copulate with the robot. There will be a montage of them all fantasizing about how awesome it will be. For some, it's a power thing. Others are just geeks. The ladies tell the guys:

Cyndie: Girls have sex with inanimate objects WAY more than guys ever do! Why wouldn't it be natural that we wanna fuck it?

Tess: Yeah, I mean, it's the same as a vibrator or shower head, or any of the machines made from powertools in those videos that Swen doesn't know we found on the server! It's you guys who are the abnormal perverts here!

Animosity will spring up over Amber's jealousy that her entire team wants to do this new enemy robot and not her anymore. Maybe at the end of this storyline, she takes over the robot's body.